Monday, September 12, 2011

Amazing Ancient Herbal Wisdom!

Usually I don't like to put ads on my blog but I think maybe this time I'll make an exception.  I was sitting at a sidewalk cafe in Johannesburg on Saturday when someone gave me this flyer.  I admit that I've always been baffled why people still flock to sangomas (witchdoctors to you ignoramuses out there) and herbalists when we have good, scientific, evidence-based medicine readily available to all.  Well suffice it to say, I get it now.  Surely no "doctor" with their "medicine" and "science" can offer you half of what these folks can offer you with their magic spells and herbs!

Can your doctor make sure you win in the casino while making you a well endowed sexual dynamo?  Didn't think so!


GumbyTheCat said...

I'm glad you posted this. I've been wondering how best to tighten my vagina! Ha ha.

Eugene said...

You could probably get a discount if you add a bum enlargement! Maybe magically get rid of an enemy too while you're there!