The previous advertisement for magical services I posted was going to be the last one, I swear, but these things are just so amazing I have to share it again!
Isn't that amaaaaaaaaaaaazing? I have to admit, I am confounded as to how Africa ever got colonized when the indigenous population had access to such INCREDIBLE MAGICAL POWERS!!!
Also, why am I not living in an Utopian paradise where everyone is rich and happy and has incredibly satisfying sex all the time and no one is evil? If these things worked, that should be the case right?
Seriously, how are these people still in business? How obviously wrong do you have to be before people stop giving you money?
I’m guessing it’s named after the other Philip
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